Well the immediate jumping to stereotypes of Doc Martins for a start
Then we have the nice bit about her promoting (not supporting you see but promoting) gay policeman Brian Paddock
I'm sure she's supported many causes but they pick this one out to give the sly impression that she supported his candidacy because he was gay - great advantage is they don't have to say it and risk being sued.
And lets face it by now the Mail should have had quite enough experience of the Libel courts
I enjoyed the last bit best, "the loyal wife", what's he doing with a butch trollope like that?
Affairs used to be resigning matters, not anymore it seems, if that's the case it's a non-story and I wish all parties all the happiness they deserve.
Thing is he rather heavilly played the familly life card during the election.
There's a bit of a difference when they do that.
Thats why this sort of thing tends to be a bigger problem for right wing politicians than left wingers - they tend to make a big thing of "familly values"