what was that story called fluff - last of the barley wine ? - thought that was about old folk winding up the local constabulary - I will shurrup before I reveal more psychicness
I don't know if it's fair to say he was an actual bone fide midget - but he was very very small. And also the cousin of my boyfriend at the time. I called him a horrible name, for which I am eternally ashamed.... that's why I snogged him - guilt.
(He was at least 14" smaller than me - does that qualify as a midge?)