elderly people, I mean elderly, I love them...lol

[Bobbisox]

Went out and about today with a friend and called in to check on her 83 yr Mum, she got to telling us about another old dear she knows, has gotten herself a BOYFRIEND!!!!, shock horror..lol but then she told us he had gone to get some surgically made shoes as he was smaller than the woman, then blow me...ha-ha
if he didn't go to the Doctors for some....NIAGRA!!!!!
it sounded even funnier as my friends Mum is German, we have laughed all afternoon about this!

Bobbi x

[tinkerbell23]

my pals granda has a fancy woman they have some sort of morse code with the blinds across the road from each other hahaha twitch twitch....hahahaha!!!! she had to remove him from lookin at a section in the supermarket...he couldnt believeeee all the ahem flavours u got hahah!!!!

[wiggal]

Ahem, not quite!

She had from somewhere bought a vibrator of sorts! And had been displaying it in her front room! My cousin was so embarassed lol!

[joko]

arent they called malapropisms?

[Bobbisox]

they are a mine of good laughs these people tink x

[Bobbisox]

I said the d word for that wiggal and it came up as magic wand..ha-ha

[wiggal]

lol! I did wonder what you meant by magic wand!

[Bobbisox]

so did I ha-ha

another friends really old Aunt said her son sent her a huge boquet from Australia...through...INTERPOL !

[Mamyalynne]

My late Mum insisted the Italians had it wrong and would only pronounce Lasagne as Lasange and Pizza as Pitsa. She also put Oxos in curries LOL

[Bobbisox]

I love hearing these tales Mamy, how they enrich our lives eh?
bobbi x

[pussnboots]

My ex MIL had a stroke when in Spain, my ex came back with her by ambulance overland, when they reached the hospital the doctor asked my ex if she was incontinent, no he said you can tell every word she says.

[ttfn]

What's wrong with putting oxo's in curry mamya please?

Did you not see salla's earlier thread Bobbi - she pulled an 80 yr old last night. How old do you reckon salla really is?

[mazie]

every time I visit my Mum I ask her if she's OK, "no" she says "I'm in a mucking fuddle today"

[wendilla]

I used to work in a nursing home and every afternoon this lady and gent used to leave the dinner table at the same time every day without fail and went up to the ladies bedroom. We know they weren't going for a nap .Good luck to the elderly I say .Hope I am as active then Lol.