How observant are you?

[brenda]

I thought I was fairly observant -- but not at all it seems.
Why? ----bought a blouse a few months ago , really liked it .It has buttons down the front , hidden under a decorative strip.Have worn it a few times and have really struggled to button it.Getting wild everytime.
Put it on today and looked at the buttons to find the are a neat triangular shape and not round.They will just slid through the button hole if you are careful.
Never even noticed before-- how unobservant can you be? No hope for me today -I think.

[redman41]

No your not pericat ! You are a beautiful Irish maiden with pierced nipples for hanging your home made jewellrey ....lol

[pericat]

Are you saying my breasts are droopy red ?

[Sqad]

peri....you are not a robin are you?

//Droopy red breasts///

[brenda]

That is unusual --droopy red--- mine are droopy white.!!!!

[rowanwitch]

Today, silver grey silk with pale peach lace,,, nothing smutty in that... Mavis wouldn't wear black far too racy... I think I'll register again as flat mavis... she can be my conscience I've never had one before....

[pericat]

Brenda - did you mean to start this ?

[brenda]

Honestly pericat not at all.
But as they say " never in the field of human conquest has so much fun been had ----
with buttons."

[redman41]

Good on you brenda, it has kept us lecherous men amused ! lol

[pericat]

Be honest red - it's not difficult - :-)

[redman41]

He He !!

[rowanwitch]

Of course there are always zips but that is another subject.... Used to hate it when we got the men stuck in zips in A and E I was the bolshie student so they used to send me to do the unjamming,,,,

[redman41]

From now on rowan I'm going to call you flat Mavis the A&E Penis assessor..........LOL

[rowanwitch]

please don't.... It was one of the things that made me prefer girls

[redman41]

Ha Ha Ha rowan, I prefer girls as well (Women).....

[mccfluff]

bet that was a fun job!

[rowanwitch]

At least I never had to retrieve small furry animals from unusual places.... willy from a bottle yes, and from a vacuum cleaner nozzle yes....So glad i work in an office now