Female Chavs

anotheoldgit | 14:27 Tue 06th Jul 2010 | ChatterBank

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Female Chavs, where do we start?

Do 'Chavs' ever look into a mirror before they venture onto the streets?

Who are these people, and what makes them like it?

They are mainly overweight, and have enough rings in their ears, in their eyebrows, in their tongues, in their lips and around their fingers and toes to fill a jewellers window.

This weather they usually wear a very short T/shirt that rests on the top of their belly, and the straps of their overloaded bras, (usually black), have to be shown side by side with the T/shirts straps.

They generally wear a very short skirt over tight leggings, finished off by a pair of pink trainers or uggie boots.

Every Chav has an infant buggy, generally of the twin type comlete with a collection of plastic shopping bags hanging from the buggy's handles.

To round off this unattractive vision a Chav must shout at the top of her voice, whether or not it is to the infants in the buggy, her mate walking by the side of her, to her mate across the road or to someone she sees in the post office, when she is drawing her benefits.

When I was a young man I can never remember seeing women such as these.

Have they come to us from another planet?

what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

thumbs up to viking direct/office depot

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McMouse

Thatcher said "We are a grandmother"

mccfluff

there have always been chavs just under a diff name - what about the sharon and tracy's of the eighties?

Crazylegs

This constant references to chavs, what if the *Chav* in question was your kid,Grandkid, Sister, Mother, Auntie, Cousin etc... How would your views differ then? Are chavs not another name for our collective description of the lower classes? Who's to blame for this?

Greedyfly

I do have chav members of family and I am not afraid to tell them!

Crazylegs

(Sorry pressed send my mistake) Would any of you disown a chav if they were a loved family member? Are some of you taking the holier than thou attitude because your family and friends do not contain a *Chav*?

ttfn

Well said crazylegs - I believe aog thinks chav stands for cannot have a value

anotheoldgit

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23753

/// And what about male chavs? ///

Ah, I can see we have a 'female eunuch' here.

Well what about 'Male Chavs'?

I will help you out if I can, doesn't a Male Chav wear a baseball cap at an angle, walk around with his shirt off, clutching a can of cider in his hand, and continuously spitting, and when he does talk, he talks in a broad Jamaican accent, even though he is white and has never been to Jamaica.

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Greedyfly

I would like to know where you live Vibra, most wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire round here!

anotheoldgit

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/// Are some of you taking the holier than thou attitude because your family and friends do not contain a *Chav*?///

They would not contain a Chav, because most members of families, and surround of friends learn by example.

See a young Chav, then look at her friends, and then look at her parents, and then her family as a whole, got the idea?