I phoned her yesterday, she wants some cuttings from my garden, she was asking after my neighbour, the elderly chap who fell in his garden a few weeks back, she said,
"How's that young chap who fell over?"
I said, who? - I couldn't think at first who she was on about, 'young'...
"your neighbour" she said
"Oh, he's not young he's seventy- I began
"Well, he's young to me - tell him I said he could take me out to dinner spot of dancing wouldn't go amiss either - but where to go these days?"
she's just incorrigable!!!