The neighbour’s daughter

[McMouse]

is having problems with her fruit trees.
She’s asked me to help though I think she expects to lose her Cherry.

[rowanwitch]

NNNNOOOOOO....not more tree jokes has she got a nice pear?

[McMouse]

She certainly has and I've already suggested she handles the Cox very gently.

[rowanwitch]

Pippin?

[McMouse]

Can't wait to taste her Golden Delicious. Though if Granny Smith across the road finds out she'll insist I try her Pink Lady..

[ethandron]

core, that sounds very apeeling!

[McMouse]

Mustn't crumble

[ethandron]

is she a bit of a tart?

[berniecuddles]

lol made me laff

[ethandron]

has she been stalking you?

[Greedyfly]

If she has its not berry nice!

[ethandron]

saucy!!

[McMouse]

I told her when the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.