Do you think I am good looking?

[frankiecat]

I can't get a girlfriend and I am still staying at home with my sister and our mum.

Do you think that there is any hope for me?

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[snags]

Try smiling a bit more...

[redman41]

If you have been neutered then there is not much hope !

[lilsecret]

Of course there is hope - you look purrfect to me

[rowanwitch]

Tinkerbella has seen the picture and would like your phone number....night on the tiles and salmon at her place

[redman41]

Hi rowan ! Would that be a platonic relationship or is tinkerbella 'Hot stuff' !

[pastafreak]

Don't listen to the guys,frankie......they probably are not doing much better,and without living with mum!

[frankiecat]

I hope cousin Caspar is well.

I have been de-nutted but I am a playful lad of 5 years.

My sister is the psycho - our hooomin is pretty weird too.

[rowanwitch]

Tinkerbella is wild, tempermental , fluffy but very pretty if a little middle aged now,, neutered too so no risk of unwanted kittens....

[pastafreak]

Caspar is well...and wondering if the female doggie is his new girlfriend........he's confused.

[frankiecat]

Tinkerbella sound like my sister - she has long hair and a short temper.

I am a poorly lad though - I have asthma and have to use my inhaler twice a day. It isn't fair that I have to suffer like this and put up with two females too. I think our hooomin is a female.

[Bobbisox]

bloody cats
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[frankiecat]

Caspar is a reasonable chap and will sort the stupid hound out in no time.

I bet she is happy to have a nice and loving home. You are a nice hooomin to do that.

[pastafreak]

you're a sweetie cat frankie.....you deserve a wee girlie friend.

[rowanwitch]

Tinkerbella was a stray, in terrible condition,, we thought she was elderly and were very surprised when the vet estimated her age at only 12.... she'd send you some catnip but she heard in a previous post it upsets your asthma....Don't worry your sister will become nicer as she gets older.
(Message from hoomin)..I am only typing this for her as my can opening duties are finished for a while and us slaves have to keep busy.

[AlBags]

You need to get out more .. preferably late at night.
... and practice the yowling .. it's probably not loud enough.

[smurfchops]

Hi there sailor, fancy me ?


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[frankiecat]

Smurfchops - A ginger cat - cute, but are you a girl or a boy? I only likes girl cats. But I must stress that I don't have any inappropriate feelings for my sister - she may be girl but she is fierce and scary.

AIBags - I don't get out at all, we live in something called a city centre and the metal moving things make the roads dangerous. I do some howling and yowling during the night when I am practicing my ornithology.

Tinkerbella - we don't get tinned food. We make our hooomin buy sachets of food for us. This works out more expensive but we don't care. The catnip 'incident' was hoomin's fault. She left a sachet of dried catnip in a drawer and she didn't push the drawer right in. It leapt out and burst open and my face got covered in it. I denied it, of course, but I suppose the evidence 'was' all over my face, so I kept quiet and demanded legal counsel.
Hoomin's last cat was 3 years old when she got him from cats protection. She took him to the vet for a check up. When hooomin said that he was 3 the vet laughed out loud. She said that he was probably nearer 13. Hooomin kept him coz she loved him but the poor guy aged 70 years in one day.

I am off to do some begging and fighting.

Frankie de Tom Cat

[boxtops]

Frankie, say hi to your hoomin for me - from Rover, No 1 son and Black Spot - I;ve read about you before, your asthma spray was the clue!

[smurfchops]

Sorry frankie but ginger is a Tom ... he would probably eat frankie for dinner. he does a good job of my legs, full of scratches.