I have an announcement.

[bobjugs12]

I have fallen for a fellow ABer. This poster is funny, sexy, and gorgeous. They make me laugh and smile, and my heart skips a beat when i see their name on here.

So I have summonsed the courage, and I'm going to take the plunge.




SpareEd, will you marry me?
(Ha, that got you going)

[boxtops]

Why hallo NoM! How's lil Alfie?

[Bobbisox]

aye, he's gay pet,,,sorry to have to break this to ya like...lol

[NoMercy]

Alfie got a big bollocking today.

[bobjugs12]

Sorry baby. I didn't mean for you to find out this way :(

[NoMercy]

Omg ^^

[boxtops]

Aahh - what did he do? (Bet he didn't eat a robin, like one of my little vagrants did yesterday...)

[Bobbisox]

It's for the best NM...:o(

[bobjugs12]

Whats Alfie done babe? Did he 'christen' the floor?

[NoMercy]

Well, I went to Morrisons in Longbridge and bought a few bits - one of which was a piece of ploughmans pie from the Deli counter. I then went down to Waitrose in Harborne, and when I got back, the little sod had got into the shopping bag and eaten the pie. I shouted at him and wagged my finger at him, and then he showed me his teeth... so I slapped him.

[bobjugs12]

Naughty doggy lol. I'd have like to see your stern face though xxx

[boxtops]

Did he bite you when you slapped him? My damn Black Spot cat does - little toad, first he growls then he fixes himself to your arm with his teeth.

[lardhelmet]

Oh NoM - you bought it in Waitrose? Must have cost a fortune!

[cazzz1975]

do you mean the morrisons in rubery? well I call it rubery, its a fine line so it is! a week last sunday it was the harborne carnival, I nearly got caught up in the fray!

[NoMercy]

Yes, it is the one in Rubery, Cazzz. You ever been there on a Friday night or Saturday afternoon? Fluffing chaos !

Lard... I bought the pie in Morrisons before I went to Waitrose. Alf ate it while I was in Waitrose buying some other stuff.