I hate posting jokes ...

[joggerjayne]

Every time I post a joke, someone adds a link to where someone else posted it earlier.

But, here goes.



A man has been admitted to hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong.

The man was found to have six plastic horses inserted up his ar se.

Doctors have described the man's condition as ...

... (wait for it) ...



... stable !

[DavePotts]

ladies of the evening, sidewalk hostesses, curb servers, man trollers, boy toys, spread benders,, motel attendants, luxury lovers, lane lieutenants, parking proxy's, trixies, trick trippers, tricks for treaters, park panthers, pantie busters, pony dancers, lot lizzards, truckstop tid bits, pro's,hoe's working girls, hookers, money honey's, slappers, Brass.

Mike?

[mike11111]

Yes, it is a word beginning with W and rhyming with door. As it is an acceptable dictionary word I cannot understand why it has been bowdlerised when other, more vulgar alternatives would probably be passed.

[mike11111]

lol Dave Potts. First time I've ever used that shorthand. I just can't understand why prostitute may be acceptable whilst W H O R E is not. Let's see what comes up when I post this.

[mike11111]

Passed the censor. Clearly it pays to spread 'em.