Right then, todays inane question as a vain attempt to avoid studying 'womens problems' and all that jazz

[bobjugs12]

Ok then.
If there was no cost, no risk, and no scars, what would you have plastic surgery to change about yourself?

Ladies, would you aim for the bigger boozwams, or would you fancy bum implants for the J-Lo look?
Gents, do you fancy exchanging your earthworm for an anaconda, or pec's like David Hasslehoff?

[askyourgran]

^^ditto barmaid. I watched Joan Rivers on TV earlier, she looks as though she is talking through a mask. Her face doesn't move and her nose belongs to a 2 year old.

[ttfn]

She has a snotty nose gran?

[TTG]

Happy as I am. Plastic surgery just makes you look......as though you have had plastic surgery.

[poodicat]

Some surgery can look quite subtle.

[ttfn]

I wouldn't wish to bob. I could not justify it either when some folk are in genuine need of such surgery following accidents, burns etc.

[bobjugs12]

TTFN, whilst your sentiments are both moral and genuine, they do cause problems. How am I supposed to ask pointless, timewasting questions if people will be so nice and sensible.
Next time, please may I request that you call me names (ala McFluff), flirt/go out with me (ala NoMercy), or question my intellect (ala Boo). It gives me more of an opportunity to answer the question rather than stare at questions on D&V.

Many thanks
:D

[askyourgran]

Sounds good to me TT. Now I've got this vision of one of those kebab things turning round and round in the Greasy Greek kebab shop with Zorba carving slices off it.

[ttfn]

I didn't mean to spoil your fun bob, sorry mate. Anyway, what makes you think I might want bigger bits all round? Some men are sooooooooo greedy (;-))