getting run over

[Mick-Talbot]

do you wear clean underwear in case you get run over?

[Bbbananas]

Not just clean... but also co-ordinating.

Wouldn't want no skid marks after a car accident....

[another-view]

Hopefully that's not the only reason they wear it!

[ummmm]

You're getting into this AV...

[joggerjayne]

So on the Police Accident Report Form, Sals ...

... in answer to the question ... "Were there any visible skid marks?"

... ???

[another-view]

Yes it's fun. A shame it's taking over the Latest Posts list for anyone who is actually looking for an answer to their question but hard luck to them

[joggerjayne]

That's why you should only wear black undies ...

black or nothing.

White underwear is just tooooooo risky !

[mccfluff]

or red jj

[Ankou]

no, i always wear clean undies in case i get seduced by a beautiful woman on my commute.

it could happen any time, so i am always prepared.

[Mick-Talbot]

surely you don't change your knickers if you are not going anywhere ?

[Ankou]

well if you are not going anywhere, there is no need to wear any at all is there.

[McMouse]

I'd have thought skiddies would be the least of your worries after getting run over.

[joggerjayne]

When you live on your own, if you're not going anywhere ...

... there's no need to wear ANYTHING at all !

[Mick-Talbot]

what about the gas man wanting to read the meter?

[Ankou]

wll if he's going out meter readeringm then i would hope he at least has something under his dungarees. i dread to thinkn what though, pink and thrilly with straps prorbably.

[joggerjayne]

If the gas man came, you'd pull on a saress.

[Bbbananas]

Not with my gasman you wouldn't - he looks like a wizened tortoise.

[joggerjayne]

We have one binman who is Uber Hot !!