Does anyone know of any good Cat phrases or quotes ?

[ambercat35]

Does anyone know of any good Cat phrases or quotes ?

[jno]

A cat may look at a king. Puss in boots. I hate those meeces to pieces. Macavity the mystery cat. I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

[lindapinda]

Hi ambercat,one of my favourites,which you've maybe heard is,"the difference between cats and dogs,is that dogs come when they're called,cats take a message and get back to you!" Very true from my experience!

[Romeo]

A fat cat is a happy cat.

Don't let the cat out of the bag.

[Ouisch]

You like the cat who ate the canary.

[pixi]

hi amber cat, we have a little book called cat quips or something (sorry cant find it at minute), I bought it at whsmiths and its really funny and sweet, lots of cat quips and cat thoughts etc

[commoner]

......"Curiosity killed the cat". A good one to remember for your own everyday lives, IMO...commoner. ;-)

[mycatis]

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
http://ezinearticles.com/?Top-15-Cat-Quotations&id=5068
and
http://www.pawsonline.info/cat_quotes.htm

[Quizmonster]

Click here for a website with dozens of them.

[mycatis]

Hey jno, I just read your post properly and wanted to say I love McCavity the Mystery Cat! I often read it to my son (in several silly Voices) He loves the bit that goes -  "He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards)"  Which has to be said out of the side of your mouth. Cracks him up everytime.

[Octavius]

Look what the cat dragged in

[Romeo]

Beware the cat that bears a grudge.

[dothawkes]

The cat wants feeding

[catspyjamas]

A few of my favourite cat quotes for u .....

 

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have never forgotten this.

 

There are no ordinary cats.

 

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

 

A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.

 

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

 

If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich.

 

Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.

 

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

 

Hope you liked them!! 

Kelly :8)

[pompomfairy]

here a good quote i have on my fridge as a magnet.

"dogs have masters cats have staff"

hehe makes me laugh in the morning when i feed my 2 cats