Little True story for you. When My friends niece got married, her brother was one of the ushers. Besides this, it was also his job to press play on the CD player to play 'You're my first, my last, my everything' sang by a gospel choir. The bride was late, so her brother went for a quick crafty fag outside and when she arrived somebody had to go find him. He rushed in, pressed play, and her niece walked up the isle to Shaggy singing, 'They call me Mr Boombastic' her eyes bored into the back of his head all the way up the isle, and she mouthed I'm going to F***ing kill you' as she walked past him.