Dirty Weekend.

NoMercy | 14:51 Tue 20th Jul 2010 | ChatterBank

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Donald Duck goes away for a dirty weekend. He suddenly realises he hasn't got an condoms and runs down to reception to ask if they stock them.

"Certainly, Sir," says the receptionist. "Shall I put them on your bill?"

DD says, "Don't be thucking thupid. I'll thuffocate."

My turn for nonsense

My butcher's offering 8 legs of venison for £50

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redman41

Ha Ha !

NoMercy

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Duh... I would have been funnier without the typo.

rowanwitch

yes very good... When I saw the thread title I expected an update on your plans for the ned of the week

NoMercy

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lol... I'm a great believer that SOME things should stay private... ;-)

redman41

Definition of Innocence:
Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

NoMercy

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Did I mention the time my Mum and Nan visited me in Spain? The both went into the Gents by mistake and saw a guy's todger.

Poor Nan had a stroke. Mum couldn't reach.

craft1948

I'd actually never seen a condom, then my daughter started asking about them (she was doing the sex education thingy at school). I went to my friends and cadged one, and I remember me and the daughter, sitting in the car, holding it up and going......yeuch, gross!!

rowanwitch

Definition of lost innocence...when the priest asks her if she'd like to hold his pet mouse...

redman41

They will disown you NoMercy for leading them astray! lol

rowanwitch

Heading home now...things to do.... and for you redman..XXXXXXX

redman41

Bye rowan ! xx Hurry past the Chemist without stopping... :-)

NoMercy

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Redman... they really did go into the mens' loos and cop and eyeful.

I made the crack about the stroke, and nan was practically hyperventilating. We all started laughing at her "hyena" noises and then all the Spanish, who couldn't understand a word we were saying were laughing too, and before you knew it, the whole restaurant was in hysterics (even the staff) and the vast majority of them didn't know what they were laughing at. Mad !

NoMercy

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Catch you later, Rowan. x

And for pity's sake... will you two get room ;-)

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redman41

She tried to seduce the Chambermaid NoM ! Will have to change Hotels... lol

NoMercy

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You're sooooo going to get punished for that, Red. lol

Rowan... I'd teach him a lesson if I were you. ;-)