I should add that he wants to hire a touring caravan (which we have NEVER done) and go to the South of France (and Italy and some other places too)! I want to go on holiday but I'll need another one to get over it.
Can somebody please remind me? I know that AB's system inserts 'ruffled around the boa' in place of something it regards as 'a bit naughty' but I can't remember what it is. Can anyone tell me (obviously by using a few asterisks, or whatever)?
;-)