I know us Scots have an alcohol problem, but this beggars belief.

[annie0000]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ney-shetland-10725024

[Mick-Talbot]

i can make out what the bloke in the corner is saying, i'm not sure if he is drunk or a tad pole

[ttfn]

can you get boxy a peacock colada - I think 'tis her favourite tipple

We could have a whippet round if it would help

[boxtops]

ROFL @ mick, perhaps you're going a bit Def Leopard?

[Mick-Talbot]

i kept on repeating what he was saying parrot fashion
he said 'Toucan play at that game'

[ttfn]

Don't turn round just now Mick but Puma Thurman's just come into the bar - she must be feline thursty - have a quick gander now (This fasting thingy is getting to me - help me boxy!!)

[boxtops]

I think you ought to go to bed ttfn, you've got the light on your head again (or is that the Belisha beacon from the pelican crossing)?

[Mick-Talbot]

Rhino that ttfn, i seen her come in

[boxtops]

A wonderful bird is the Pelican
His beak can hold more than his Bellycan

..and on that point, I bid you adieu - I really must GTB.
See you all tomorrow!

[ttfn]

B - GTB - SD & ttfn ♥♥♥

[Mick-Talbot]

night ladies

[ttfn]

Thanks for the 'ladies' Mick! I am off to bed now so I wish all of you sweet dreams and a very good night ttfn ♥
(hope I can do the stairs - a little pidgeon-toad tonight ☺)

[trt]

You Jocks also have a problem opening your wallets!

[annie0000]

Sorry guys - I went to bed before this got going, but I have to say you lot are even more mental than i thought!!!! xxxx