Some British town seem to have more charity shops than anything else these days!
(I also seek out VCR tapes, as well as books, in them)
I was rather surprised that Vito didn't seem to have even heard of words like 'fortnight' but Lake City, Colorado (where he lives) does seem to be in the middle of nowhere (or the Rocky Mountains to be more precise), so perhaps British English hasn't reached there yet? ;-)
Things got even worse, with regard to my explanations to Vito, when he decided that he wanted to take a day trip (on the Eurostar train service) from London to Paris. I finally gave up explaining how he could get around when, after dozens of emails about Paris, I realised that he thought the Metro was a bus service! At that point I decided to meet him in London, travel with him to Paris, and to give him a guided tour of the city. I take my duties here on AB very seriously, as you can tell ;-)
Anyway, while you might be using British English on this site, you're not in our time zone. it's 3am here, so I think that I shall head off to bed.
Goodnight!