if someone wrote a book about your life

[zzxxee]

what would the title be??

[China Doll]

A short story about nothing!

[Bbbananas]

The Life and Loves of Bananas.

[rowanwitch]

Confessions of a strict disciplinarian....

[Bbbananas]

Ouch.

[rowanwitch]

Surprised Redman hasn't been on....perhaps he hasn't been able to get untied again... How about 'Rowan made me do it ' for him....

[joeluke]

The Stud

[LoftyLottie]

Calamity Jane (inserting my name instead of Jane)

[craft1948]

Could Have Done Better....

[rowanwitch]

Scouting for Girls

[cazzz1975]

golf ,meat and the men who hated her.

[Theranged]

An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by mystery

[Barmaid]

Cazz - I'm sorry, but I read that as "Golf, Meat and the Men who had her"!!!!

[Barmaid]

Mine would be "The flump up Fairy Was Here".

[Mick-Talbot]

He Came, He Saw, He Did Fook All

[dyslexiauntied]

2000 A space odyssey bus stop

[cazzz1975]

lol barmaid, probably would sell more copies too..

[zzxxee]

foot in mouth syndrome .............again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!