Awful puns in business names

[Lillabet]

Near where I work is a sandwich shop called 'baguetti juction', a local thai restaurant goes by the name 'the king and thai', and a fish and chip shop near where I used to live was run by an ex policeman and was named ' A salt and battery.' I've always had a fondness for groan inducing names and wondered how many others ABers could list...

[jamesy boy]

There used to be a shop in Middlesbrough called "Golden Showers". It sold...showers.I think the bloke who owned it, must have thought of the name first, and then built his business around it.It's not there now, I don't think, but will be happily corrected by any Smoggies out there, even it's just to say the shop never existed.

[lethologica]

A friend of mine works in a hairdresser called Mane Event, there's also a little "cheapie" shop called "Best Buy Far"

[jacko50]

there is a chip shop in the welsh valleys called a fish called rhonda.