Told neighbour she'll need her asphalt

[McMouse]

before I get started on the back entry.

[Bobbisox]

yer daft git...ha-ha

[McMouse]

Well this ones been a bummer Bobbi.

[Bbbananas]

My neighbour uses vaseline, so I hear.

[McMouse]

Been waiting for ages to have a go at the back entry but it's been blocked since the coalman left his load there.

[Bbbananas]

Ugh. I hope she washed everything down after the coalman had been. Or at least douched sufficiently.

[rinkins]

Sounds like it needs a good tidy up

[Bbbananas]

Do you douche after the coalman has tipped his load rinks?

[rinkins]

I haven't had a coalman round the back for ages.....

[McMouse]

Well once the back entry is done I'll have a clear run to her veg garden and she'll be pleased.

[Bbbananas]

The phrase "Brace yourself Sheila, I'm coming in......" springs to mind.

[rinkins]

Don't forget to trim the bush while you are there mousey

[McMouse]

Bush trimming will have to wait until it's all raked over and I've sown the seed.

[askyourgran]

Oh dear boxy isn't about is she? She hates it when we talk about lady gardens.