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arhhh poor man..lol
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I likes this so to hell with the joke section..ha-ha, I wanna share it with y'all
Three ministers, a Presbyterian, a Methodist and a Baptist, and their wives were all on a cruise together.
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A gigantic wave came up, swamped the ship, and they all drowned.
Next thing they knew, they were standing before St. Peter.
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The first in line was the Presbyterian and his wife.
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St. Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in.
You were moral and upright, but you loved money too much.
You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny!"
St. Peter waved and Whoosh! Down the chute to Hell they went.
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Next was the Methodist minister and wife.
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"Sorry, can't let you in either," said Saint Peter.
"You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, but you loved food too much.
You loved food so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and Whoosh! Down the chute went the Methodists.
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The Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously: "Things aren't looking too good, Fanny."
Three ministers, a Presbyterian, a Methodist and a Baptist, and their wives were all on a cruise together.
.
A gigantic wave came up, swamped the ship, and they all drowned.
Next thing they knew, they were standing before St. Peter.
.
The first in line was the Presbyterian and his wife.
.
St. Peter shook his head sadly and said, "I can't let you in.
You were moral and upright, but you loved money too much.
You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny!"
St. Peter waved and Whoosh! Down the chute to Hell they went.
.
Next was the Methodist minister and wife.
.
"Sorry, can't let you in either," said Saint Peter.
"You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, but you loved food too much.
You loved food so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
Sadly, St. Peter waved again, and Whoosh! Down the chute went the Methodists.
.
The Baptist turned to his wife and whispered nervously: "Things aren't looking too good, Fanny."
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