Man 'accidentally' gets an eel stuck up his bum

[bobjugs12]

http://www.thesun.co....ng-blue-after-op.html

This seems perfectly plausible to me. Eels always head for safety and if that means forcing their way into a small dark hole then so be it.

[joggerjayne]

ummmm ... no no no no no no no no no no no !!!!!







no !

[ummmm]

lol....

[mccfluff]

pmsl

[McMouse]

Eel up his bum. Must be a moray.

[jno]

"frozen pig's tails"??

http://www.homosexinf...xuality/RectalObjects

[mccfluff]

frozen pig tails???

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????/

[Barmaid]

My last experience with an eel was extremely unpleasant.






You FILTHY sods!!

I was fishing, caught an eel, tried to grab it to disgorge it and it slipped through my hand (didn't have any newspaper to grab it with). The high pitched squeeling noise I heard was my fishing line slicing through the bit of skin between my thumb and forefinger.

[McMouse]

Not doing the conger for a bit then barmaid?

[Barmaid]

lol McMouse! No! I've stuck to trout since then!!!!

[DEN53]

Should have applied lots of KY and then it would have been
'jellied eels .............................................
I'll
get my coat (:0 (

[Barmaid]

lmao Den!!!! Very very good.

[mccfluff]

lol den

[lotsafun]

jellied eels anyone??????