i need a good laugh so any doctor doctor jokes would be good

[berniecuddles]

gonna start you off!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

[Hopkirk]

Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bar of soap.


That's Life boy.

[bobjugs12]

Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking i'm a pair of curtains

Pull yourself together boy

[Hopkirk]

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

[mccfluff]

doctor dcotor gimme the news i got a bad case of loving you

thanks got that in my head now

[thetruthhurts]

Doctor Doctor, people keep ignoring me.

Next!

[snags]

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Sit down and tell me all about it.
I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.

[berniecuddles]

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
"i dont believe you"

[Hopkirk]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5kIhcByac

This isn't funny, sorry

[berniecuddles]

doctor doctor i think i have broke my neck
"never mind keep your chin up"

[berniecuddles]

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.

[thetruthhurts]

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bridge?
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

[berniecuddles]

im easily pleased pmsl at em!!

[berniecuddles]

Doctor, Doctor iv'e just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.