the world

[ben98]

ppl say that the world was made by god, but if dats true, then y wud he make it wiv so many faults, if he sposed to be big n clevr n nose all, surly hed know that dat was gona happen. like hurakainse n stuf

[Gilli]

You may have a point - surely God wouldn't have created ***** like you if he was real.

[Gilli]

Rhymes with bat, starts and ends with T ......

[Jules001]

Ben98 isn't it past your bedtime?

[sixstring]

Now then ben98 me old mate, personally I don't believe in God or any of that 'Creation' s**t in the bible. In my opinion MAN created GOD, not the other way around. Man also created a wonderful, magical thing called 'The English Language.' I think you should try to get a grasp of English before you go tackling any deep theological issues like "did God really create the Earth?"

Know what I mean son?

[jno]

it's not actually a sin to post in broken English but as you'll have noticed, it gets up users' noses and discourages them from answering the actual question. (In some cases it even encourages them into rhyme.)

Questions about God's existence and powers pop up frequently and usually end in shouting, so I'll stay out of it, if you don't mind. But as I said, you might get more useful replies if you posted in more conventional language. Good luck.

[bernardo]

Why does this God person have to be such a cool dude or a clever geezer in the first place?  There's no law what sez he's gotta be a wise old sage wiv a beard.  Why can't he just be like a dysfunctional teenager wiv a kettle and a colony of ants?  Maybe he likes stirring fings up 'n' messing fings abaht, like hurricanes 'n' stuff, and watching all the ppl squirm 'n' squiggle like ants or woteva.

[jno]

oh lawsy IAP have I fallen for it again?? You'd think I'd learn.

[woofgang]

yeah, you'd think that he would have realised that people would do terrible things like be vegetarian and read books