Princess Merlin's a bit of an airhead and she doesn't speak much. Frankie is pretty chatty and can be pretty aggressive when trying to put his point across, but he seldom swears.
wolf63 is wrong when she says that I am aggressive when I speak to her. I am not - I am merely trying to clearly explain a situation to a mere hoooman (a lesser species) in words that she will understand. Anyway - "feed me fatso" has no swear words in it.
And I say to my fellow felines - come the revolution we will reign supreme and run the planet (to be renamed planet Kitty) with much more intelligence and compassion than those minor hoooman animals are doing just now.
Watcha Frankie. ASBO here. Does "feed me bitch", "back off bitch" and "If I want to stand on the kitchen worktops I fluffing well will" include "industrial language"?! Slave human YELLS! She's really mean. So I just arch my back and hiss and the daft cow backs off. If I'm feeling really evil, I climb up her curtains she goes freakin mental - so funny - do try it.
ASBO - hooomans are pathetic and weak. Mines has/had a wardrobe thing like a giant wendy house in the spare bedroom. She had loads of clothes on it. It looks like a giant climbing frame - even better than the clothes horse.
It is now lying in pieces on the floor, clothes everywhere and I (yes ME) I got the blame for this thing collapsing. If she had built it correctly to start with it wouldn't have got all broken when I climbed all over it.
bibblebub's video has given me an idea - if we get a dog I can blame it for all the "incidents" that happen in the house - I will have to think it through.......
Frankie, Rover and No.1 Son are just having a slanging match in the dining room. Rover has No. 1 son cornered under the table yet again, and he is walking about with stiff legs. I have never heard such language, and the volume is incredible. I need to go shout at them.