Leeds United football jokes

[wheaten]

Does anyone know any? (considering I don't know player's names, club history etc)Maybe could be substituted for another club name.

Cheers
Wheaten

[baitress]

I always thought that Leeds United were a joke.

[harkatlisten]

Name 3 clubs with swear words in the title...................1 ARSEnal 1 sCUNThorpe 3 (is usually) F-cking Man Utd. Can be Leeds!!

[cc1]

When I was teaching in Leeds in the early '70s, we all wore a Leeds United bra, all support and no cups. I think they'd been in with a shout of lots of trophies and won none of them.

[weecalf]

Guy wins lottery .Wants to buy his favourite club Leeds .After days of wrangling the talks break down .On the steps of Elland Road the chairman shakes his hand and says "Come back when you get four nunbers "

[Ian1]

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Leeds United," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.