Dear Bobjugs...

[NoMercy]

I know you are angry with me right now, and you have every right to be. I cannot begin to imagine the depth of pain I have caused you, and for that, my darling, I am truly sorry. I hope one day you will find it in your heart to forgive me and we can move on from all this. I will literally do anything to heal the deep scars I have caused.

Once again, I am truly sorry for telling your brother that Steve, your beloved yucca, is a pointless piece of foliage. :-(

xxx

[cazzz1975]

then he should mysteriously disappear.. (wink wink)

[NoMercy]

Be replaced by a lovely fern... ;-)

[askyourgran]

Lol butch I thought about Mr ask when I said that.

[bobjugs12]

Steve has said that if you keep up this evil attack then he'll get his triffid mates round to sort you out!

[NoMercy]

Oh right... now I'm reeeeeeeeaaaaalllly scared.

[rowanwitch]

Spiky plants like yuccas are really bad magical influence for romance....you need something soft and pretty like an orchid or scented like a jasmine or gardenia....put the yucca in the garden it will be perfectly happy until the first frost...

[joeluke]

Read much Mills and Boon do you doc?

[bobjugs12]

If you want steamy doc, wait till i tell you about the greenhouse....

"bob the gardener was tending to his prize cucumber when miss mercy came in. 'my' she said 'that is rather large. what do you intend to do with it?' bob replie 'let me show you madam' and promptly exposed her perfectly trimmed petunia"

[NoMercy]

And what a cucumber !!!

[NoMercy]

Well goodnight all. x x x

[mrs.chappie]

Goodnight NM. x