Gingers.....

[ummmm]

Made me laugh......

Do you suspect someone of being a closet ginger? Perhaps you thought you saw some ginger roots, but aren't so sure. Maybe you've caught them tapping their feet to the raunchy sound of Simply Red? Encourage them to reveal their ginner nature by exposing them with these simple traps:

* Tell them they've got something in their eye. Use this as an excuse to check for red eyelashes and freckles.

* Propose that everyone in the office brings in a childhood photo. Do they claim to not have one? Perhaps they're hiding something.

* Suggest popping down to the park for a spot of lunchtime sunbathing. Are they suddenly busy? The evidence mounts...

* Use phrases like 'collar and cuffs' and 'fire down below' in conversation with them. Do they look uncomfortable?

* Find out if your victim covers up their freckles with foundation by making a surprise early morning visit to their house.

* Leave a high factor suncream lying round and see if they can resist digging into it.

* Keep a close watch on their hands. See any mysterious stains? It could mean they've been at the hair dye.

* If your victim is the same sex as you, suggest popping down the gym, do they avoid communal showers?

[Bobbisox]

one of my favourite combos is very dark hair and deep blue eyes, this is prevalent in a lot if Southern Irish people

[ummmm]

I've got very dark hair and light-ish blue eyes :-)

[4getmenot]

My best mate is ginger, we'd all been on a night out years ago and stayed over at another mates, slept on floor next to her and when I woke up turned round and she had white eyelashes, scared the sh!te out of me. lol

[ummmm]

Lol 4get....Luckily Martins are dark ginger and very long...

Here's a great quote from my little book...

'The media always call me ginger in a derogatory manner and I've come to find it very offensive indeed. It's racist' - Mick Hucknall (what a pleb)

[gingejbee]

I can laugh at ginger jokes with the rest of you; I suspect those that make the jokes are actually jealous because they often have the most boring hair-colour imaginable or are as bald as coots!

[ummmm]

All the gingers I know have a great sense of humour....Lucky because I'm marrying one

:-)

[4getmenot]

Another mate of mine in ginger but she dyes her hair black

[ummmm]

A couple of my cousins dye their hair really dark. Looks funny when the roots need touching it up. They have hair colour like the women in the timotea (sp) ad..

[tigerlelly]

My hair is a mahogany red and my stepdaughter is copper red. We both love the colour of our hair and wouldn't swop. My eyes are green and hers are blue. We think we're very lucky.

[ummmm]

You are tiger...my OH's eyes are a strange colour. Green and blue with speckles of brown.

[ummmm]

Lol Red....do you find the quotes funny or offensive?

[karenmac60]

I have the very pale skin and a zillion freckles, and I fry at the slightest hint of sunlight - but I'm actually mousey brown. I must have spent an absolute fortune in hair dye over the past 22 years ;)

[ummmm]

That was like my OH in Glastonbury....desperate for shade :-)

This made me laugh....

Q: SHOULD i GO OUT WITH ANOTHER GINGER?

A: Many gingers think it would feel a bit weird to have a relationship with a fellow coopertop. And it's certainly true that many people will assume you're brother and sister, which will make public snogging a problem. Unless you live in Norfolk.
But think about the advantages. Firstly, according to the stereotypes, you'll both be really good in bed. And secondly, if you have kids together, you'll be doing your bit to save the ginger gene.

[ummmm]

Oh :-)