Three Englishmen

[laurababy]

Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar.
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>> The first one said he was going to Fosters him off.
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>> He walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder.
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>> "Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a poof."
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>> "Oh aye really? Hmm! I didna know that."
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>> Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his mates.
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>> "I told him his St. Andrew was a poof and he didn't care!"
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>> "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn."
>> The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Scotsman on the shoulder.
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>> "Hey Jock, I hear your St. Andrew was a transvestite poof!"
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>> "Oh, jings! I didnae know that. Thank you."
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>> Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies.
>> "You're right. He is unshakeable!"
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>> The third Englishman said "No, no, no! I will really Fosters him off. You just watch."
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>> The Englishman walked over to the Scotsman, tapped him on the shoulder and said...
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>> "Hey Jock I hear your St. Andrew was an Englishman!"
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>> "Aye! So yer mates were sayin'...."

[boxtops]

I like that one....

[marval]

Have heard it before, still made me smile

[heathfield]

Aye, that's a guid ane! ;-)