Anyone know any tricks for removing the smell of wee and puke from your nose?

[bobjugs12]

I'm currently sat in a car park somewhere in the countryside bored and annoyed. My crewmate is fast asleep, but i can't relax. We just dropped off a lad who celebrated his exam results by Pissing and vomiting all over the back of my truck, and even after the best efforts of a mop, bleach and a load of elbow grease i can still smell urine and aftershock. Why can't the next job be a pleasant run to somewhere with plenty of tea and bacon sandwiches? I can't even phone my beloved as she (like every sensible person in the world) is sleeping!

Despite all the moaning i am really loving my new career though folks :)

Peace out
Bobjugs x x x

[Jan1957]

Hi Bj. Sorry, don't have any ideas for removing the smell but glad to hear, despite the drawbacks, you are enjoying the job. Someone I used to know who had the same job said they always kept a jar of Vicks vaporub so they could stick it under their nose. Killed the smell of everything else.

[bobjugs12]

If i wake up in time this afternoon i think i may have to invest in some Vicks. On a different note, do any of you early birds know of a 24 hour shell garage anywhere near Buckingham?

[Jan1957]

Sorry but looks like a quiet morning on here and I'm in East Sussex so can't help. Nudge your mate and ask him. Off to bed now so hope the shift gets better. Night love. x

[oldexpat]

I am racking my brains here. Are you a paramedic? I always found a clothes peg works.

[bobjugs12]

I can't wake him, he's sleeping so soundly. He looks like a little fat paramedical cherub. Sleep well jan

[NoMercy]

Hey babe. I'm just reading your thread whilst eating a bacon butty. Wanna bite?

:-)

[TTG]

Cut an onion in half and leave on dish near smell. should be gone after a while. After that remove onion. The onion smell goes after a while...sorted!

[NoMercy]

Do they keep onions in the back of an ambulance?

[mccfluff]

well and good paramedic would and garlic, a bunch of herbs and tom tom puree - well you never know!

[ummmm]

Maybe he should now....lol.