A woman on her deathbed

4getmenot | 10:55 Thu 26th Aug 2010 | Jokes

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A woman on her deathbed called her husband and asked him 2 open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash 'What's the eggs for?' Asks the husband. She replies 'everytime we had crap sex I would put an egg in the box' 'Not bad' says the husband '3 eggs in 35 years, and the cash?' he asks. 'Everytime I got a dozen I sold them'

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Good one! You're giving McM a run for his money!!

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My first time in here salla, did I do well?

Yup - I shall store that one up for my next pub night.

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he he I heard that the other week but it's still funny 4get

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Phew, I was so nervous lol

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