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A tuneful little ditty

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stewey | 19:12 Thu 26th Aug 2010 | ChatterBank
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........For JoggerJayne:

I’ve got a lovely bunch of tomato plants,
There they are all growing in a row.
Red ones, green ones, some Italiyin.
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
And chuck them in the tin.

(second verse worse than the first!)
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I do believe that masterpiece is deserving of a drink. Therefore, I shall skip across the field in 40 minuets................cheers!
you should be sending that to lardhelmet too, stewey - she's got fabbo tomatoes growing this year!
Did I hear my name? Hi boxy, stewey - how are you both?
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I'm fine, both of you; I'll be even finer in 35 minutes:)
Blimey lardy, that was quick, you must have been listening at the door!
Well, what can I say? Perhaps I've just got big ear'oles! Where's Stewey off to -the boozer?
Stewey, every time I look at your avatar I think you're playing tennis. Just thought I'd share that with you ;)
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Yepper.
I think stewey looks like he's trying to give the bird some cough mixture!
I think lardy's got a tomato radar. As soon as she hears the word she has to come and brag :-)
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That 'yepper' is to Lardy. Karen, are you thinking that I have a raquet tucked under my right arm? That's a camera strap with an extra roll of film taped to it.
Ah, that could be it, jan, she's in cahoots with Thursday Ed, he tips her the wink!
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Chico the Parrot's not getting any of my Red Stripe beer!
I thought you were nicking the parrot's beer stewey.
Hi jan - how are you. You know what they say? If your tomatoes have got it, flaunt it!
No, I keep thinking the parrot is a raquet in your hand and you've pulled back to swing :) (maybe I should start wearing my glasses more often)
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Chico did attempt to beak the watch of my wrist!

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