For anyone who was concerned....

[Bbbananas]

Lawnmower Man survived.
But my own Lawnmower Man has been dumped.

Such is life ;-)

[Bbbananas]

Mmmm, they haven't materialised so far....

Although he did buy me a car, so I suppose I can't complain.

[rinkins]

I dread to think what else turns men on

[joggerjayne]

That's a good point, Melons.

He could have Googled ... "girls from croydon"

[joggerjayne]

A lot of men find tinned tomatoes curiously erotic.

[rinkins]

^^^ it was only a matter of time......

[joggerjayne]

=0)

I wonder when Butch is back?

He's missing all the tinned tomato action !