Demonic Possesion of my Wife

[twiglet4frog]

How do i stop it cos something is taking hold of her and giving her headaches or making her tired whenever i get within 3 feet of her body!!!!

Help?

[blueeyedlass]

tell her to close her eyes and just pretend that you are ricky gervais

[twiglet4frog]

tried that, she keeps wanting me to do it in his strange voice and then do that xmas dance that he does in "the office" as foreplay!

[blueeyedlass]

come on twiggy you work out you should have the energy to do the dance and stuff first, or is it just the hot tub do you actually go near the weights and stuff????

[El D]

Change your aftershave?

[twiglet4frog]

i manage to lift a glass to my mouth and back onto the table, does that equate to weight training, i think the wife is seeing weight training as something else, she trains me by making me wait!

[ezapf]

Lucky you! My wife always wants to talk to me.

[jno]

in fact this sounds more likely to be possession by George Clooney. This often results in wives becoming weary when seeing their husbands. The only known treatment is to put an axe through the TV and wait.

[WendyS]

Being serious for a moment, is it possible you've "let yourself go" a bit lately in terms on putting on weight, developing a beer gut, etc?     That can bit a bit of a physical turn off from a woman's point of view .  When I see some of the obese beer guts walking down the road  these days, I'd develop a headache too if I was married to them! 

[twiglet4frog]

Are u saying Homer Simpson isnt a good role model to imitate??