im going to write my autobiography.....

[stokemaveric]

anyone want a copy?? cheap at half the price at £24.99.....

[boxtops]

does it have revelations?

[Barmaid]

It will only be any good if you a) claim that someone else's ideas were your own b) claim a likeness to a dead princess c) are married to a manipulative scheming cow d) stab in the back most of your old colleagues. Then about 2,000 journalists will rush out and buy a copy.

[stewey]

Those would be in the Bible:)

[mazie]

Depends on how interesting you life has been?

[stokemaveric]

warts and all boxtops....im on the first page at the moment lol

[boxtops]

Are you getting £400,000 advance fees from your publisher?

[stokemaveric]

ive led a very interesting life maize..i havent got a name for the book yet tho lol

[jackthehat]

Will the British Legion be benefitting in any way..........?

[ttfn]

never thought about it .............................

[mazie]

So have I, but I wouldn't want the world to share it Stoke

[stokemaveric]

im on the phone at the moment boxy ive just got them up to £3.99....

[mazie]

you should write yours ttfn....I'd buy it xxx

[stokemaveric]

i donate to the british legion every week jack...without fail...

[stewey]

I shall write mine also. It will be titled "Across the Field". In fact, I shall go and do some research right now................Cheers.

[jackthehat]

Are you now, or have you ever been, a perfidious, war-mongering liar ?

[stokemaveric]

lol butch....

[askyourgran]

Stoke you'll have to beef it up a bit, y'know sex and dodgy dealings etc to keep everyone interested. You can run a thread for the best title.