fried fly anyone?

[cecil39]

I had one of those annoying buzzy flies zimming around the kitchen this morning, it evaded every attempt of capture, that is untill I melted some bacon fat in the pan ready to make some hot fried egg sarnies, you've guest it, when I went to crack in the eggs there the blasted thing was, sizzling in MY bacon fat, I could have cried, these sarnies are a rare treat and it was the last of the bacon fat, so had boiled eggs instead, not the same is it?

[society]

I once fried eggs for my Aunt and when she was almost finished eating she saw a huge horse fly on the plate. Apparently it was fried in with the eggs. I was so embarrassed....

[cecil39]

alright, so I gather most of you would have justgone ahead and scoffed it, I must be fussy then, well i.ve been called worse than that in my time. thanks for all your answers.