What's your most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

[Charlie911]

I once went out with this aboslutely stunningly gorgeous blonde, everyone was jealous because not only did she look good, she dressed really well and got on with everybody. I was on top of the world for seven weeks then out of the blue, she dumped me... for a GIRL!!!

If only she'd said something ;-) lol oh dearie me did my mates rib me or what?

She went on to 'marry' this other girl and I see the two of them about once a month.... alas, as friends only. She is still, to this very day, stunningly pretty. Yes that's the word, she was 'pretty.' If only I hadn't had such a big d*ck!!! lol Yeah go on...take the p*ss!!

[andy-hughes]

I was hitching home from the Lake District, and got dropped off on what seemed to be a 10-mile stretch of straight duel-carriageway, so everything was going about ninety, and three hours went by until at last ...

about a quarter of a mile away, a car pulled off the road, and I picked up my back pack and ran towards it.

By the time i got to the car, a little old lady and gent had set out a picnic table and were unscreweing the thermos and unwrapping the sandwiches!

Of course, being British, I jogged past them, as though i was actually running to get somewhere (on an empty road????) and finally I slowed to a halt and looked back.

They were both staring at me, so I simply fixed my eyes up the road and prayed to get a lifet before they finished their picnic ...

... of course, I didn't!!!

[sandyRoe]

A week or so ago I decided to try a different masseuse. The new on had breasts as hard as cannonballs, nips smaller than mine, and a suspiciously deep voice. I won't be coming there again. :-(

[sandyRoe]

Going there again, I meant. ^^^

[Answerprancer]

That was a VERY interesting Freudian slip Sandy :-)

[Charlie911]

Thank goodness I'm not the only one then. Many thanks for all your eplies, read each and every one through twice :-)

[flobadob]

Are you saying SHE was actually a HE?

[sandyRoe]

That though had crossed my mind.