afternoon answerbankers

[zzxxee]

this is a do what you like thread tell a joke
post your fav poem
share a memory ............whatever you like
over to you !!! x

[Mamyalynne]

From 20 to 30 if a man lives right,
its once in the morning and twice at night.

From 30 to 40 if he still
lives right, he misses a morning and sometimes a night.

From 40 to 50, its just now and then.

From 50 to 60, its heavens knows when.

From 60 to 70 he's slightly declined,
but don't let him kid you, its STILL on his mind!

[ttfn]

Oooh I say! Mamya! I am surprised, quite frankly
<she looks so nice too>
♥

[LoftyLottie]

What happens at 80+ then Mamya.

[zzxxee]

any more poems anyone wants to share?

[redman41]

A little boy walks into his parents' room
Then wears a quizzical frown
When he see his Mom on top of his Dad
Bouncing up and down.

The mother quickly dismounts,
Worried about what her son saw
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
Standing outside the door

He asks, 'What were you doing to Dad just then?'
She replies, 'Well, you know Dad is fat
He has a big tummy so sometimes
I get on top and make it flat.'

'Well, you're just wasting your time, Mom,'
She is told by her bright young pup
Cos when you got out, the lady next door
Gets on her knees and blows it back up.'

[redman41]

I love the way it rubs against my soft pink flesh
and creates a foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out up and down
I can't wait for the next time
I love my toothbrush