A Prayer For The Stressed

[NoMercy]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
The wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also, help me to be careful on whose toes I step today, as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work.

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday.

And help me to remember that when I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up... it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile and only 4 muscles to extend my right arm and smack someone in the mouth.

Amen.

[redcrx]

ouch, poor you Mrs O

i thought i was getting stressed this week, but I think somethng like that would be a lot worse :(