Kids say the cutest things :-0)

[Bobbisox]

Did the school run this morning in the pouring rain, Standing outside the locked gates...
A lady to a girl of about 8,
"That's a nice coat Courtney", little girl, "Thank you, me Mam got it at the Charity shop"
then as I was walking out after depositing Ben, a friends grandaughter (6) shouted
"Hya Joy"
I waved and shouted "Hello Eden" and heard her say to the Teacher beside her.
"Mmmmm, I think Joy has changed her hair colour Miss"
Priceless !!!

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha ummm, that was worth a blush I bet..
something nice to look forward to red x

[esiotrot]

6 yo grandson says to my wife, give me a drink. She replies, what else do you say? (meaning please) and he says .... and a biscuit.

[Bobbisox]

I like his style esiotrot ..ha-ha

[ummmm]

My youngest was a nightmare with things he came out with. At my other sons nativity play he loudly said 'I can smell brown people'

[Bobbisox]

Nooooooooo...OMG, bloody hilarious,,,a kids innocence eh?

[ummmm]

He was only about 2. It's not like I could tell him off. I presumed he could smell curry like the corner shop. He use to call the shop keepers the brown people. They really liked him.

His other classic was when someone asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He had a long hard think and decided he would like to be Jesus Christ. Now that's ambition...

[Answerprancer]

Parent supervising 6 year old at a Woodcraft Folk camp during their washing-up time:
"..and you need to make sure those plates are rinsed properly"
6 YO: "yes, or you will suffer the consequences!"

[ummmm]

How are you today AP?

[yinyang]

Walking home from school on monday I asked blonde daughter what her new library book was. She confidently replied that it was called' Right said Fred', just like the song she likes and even sang it to me just in case I wasn't sure.

When I asked what it was about she said ' well, it's about this girl who likes a boy in her class and her best friend tells the boy and the girl dresses up as a popstar ... ooh, hang on it's not Right said Fred - it's Hannah Montana'

She really is very blonde sometimes.

[Answerprancer]

Still apprehensive Ummmm - no news from the hospital yet.

[ummmm]

Fingers crossed x

[Answerprancer]

Thank you x

[sophie_1003]

At a Christmas assembly the vicar was talking about presents and mentioned that he thinks he knows what his wife's got him because it's something for his car and it's this big (indicating the size of a sat nav); cue a Year 2 child shouting "Is it a sponge?"
Got loads of them but that one still makes me smile!

[Answerprancer]

When Logan (5 at the time) asked me where I got my old Peugeot from, I told him it was a birthday present from my parents, he then asked "how did they get it downstairs?" and "how did they wrap it up?"

[jedimistress]

I keep a note of my daughters bloopers for future laughs.

She watches "Ernie and the crotch-coaches" "Clitan of the Titans" "It wasn't me who farted I didn't feel any bubbles"

[jedimistress]

To teacher.."My mummy won't let me watch the films in her bedroom as they are all adult movies"

[askyourgran]

My daughter sitting on a crowded bus saying loudly "Mummy why has that lady got a mustaches" Me "ssh that's rude". Daughter to the lady next to her "My mummy says it rude to have moustaches."

My granddaghter aged about 4 told me very solemnly that her friend Samantha had Jesus's telephone number. I was gobsmacked I couldn't say anything.

[society]

That's so funny, Gran!

[craft1948]

When my daughter was little she announced to half the street that her father had a very big tail.
She used to chat to herself in bed and one day her father asked who she was talking to every night. He didn't know what to say when she said "God".........