The Shops

[B00]

Ok, here's the deal....here's the things i need from the shops. It's peeing down and i REALLY dont want to go out in it, so i want a volunteer....

dog food
summet for tea
sunday joint for my freezer
take Mr Boo's watch to be fixed
Library (something funny to read please)
i said i'd look in discount shop, as i know they sell babygrows (age 6 months in blue please)
Washing up liquid (again discount shop- they do 2 for £1.00)
toilet rolls.

Thank you very muchly.

[jackthehat]

1. Eat the dog (takes care of the first two items).
2. Sunday is still 5 drier shopping days away............
3. Give mini-B00 some coloured paper and get her to make Mr B00 a wrist-sundial.
4. Hoik out your diary from 20 years ago and snigger at your younger-self.
5. Tell elder mini-B00 that the Rossendale valley has experienced a bumper-crop of large baby boys (due to the new Year cold snap).
6. Don't bother washing-up.
7. Stamp your feet.........................:o)

I hope I have been of service ? :D

[B00]

hehe Jack. I marked your reply as "best one"....quite what that does I've no idea, free tube of smarties on it's way to you courtesy of AB Towers perhaps? Anyhoo, it made me laugh.

Well as Moonraker helpfully suggested (?), I had to resort to going myself seeing as I got no serious offers of help (thanks you lot- see if i help you when you next ask!). So i now sat here, soggy, with a brew and a cig to fortify myself.

And in case anyone's interested (I can tell you all are really...) My library book ended up being a trashy hollywood crapfest type of thing as my bags were too heavy to mooch much (didn't think to go there first) and I give up inspiration wise regarding summet for tea, so bought steak and peppercorn pies from the pie shop.

[moonraker558]

You only had to ask, someone here would have helped you.

[B00]

I did!

:-(

[moonraker558]

Did you remember to get my prescription from the chemist?

[jackthehat]

Can I swap my tube of Smarties for a steak and peppercorn pie...........?

[B00]

I did, though the chemist lady suggested that you stopped visiting "those ladies", and to rub the cream into the ahem....affected area and the rash will soon clear up.

[B00]

Tempting jack, though i do love these pies. If you're ever in Hassy again, nip into Cissie Greens and bag one yourself.

[China Doll]

Mmmmm... pie....mmmm.. :c)

[B00]

I see how it is now....none of you would go to the shops for me, but you'd have a pie eh?

Chicken Licken springs to mind here!

[moonraker558]

Thanks Boo for sharing that with all the world.

[B00]

Was it a secret?

ooopsie!

[moonraker558]

LOL. Oh well back to work for an hour.cya

[snags]

What sort of dog have you got?

[jackthehat]

Whatever it is, it better be tasty.................:o)

[China Doll]

I quite fancy pie...

[B00]

I've a jack Russell why? Actually she's in my bad books. I bought a bag of dog scraps (for the record, scraps suitable for a dog...not actually scraps made from a dog) from the butchers, lovingly cooked it up for her and the ungrateful little sod has turned her nose up at it. That's 20p I'll not see again!

[snags]

I just wondered is all... I saw you more as a cat person for some reason...

[China Doll]

Make her in to a pie then for the 'family Boo' and give me a steak and peppercorn one... It's for the best.