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I wasn't "having a go at you", Sara, it was just my - feeble, perhaps - attempt at a bit of humour. I'm sorry it failed.
C, I recall once, in a past life, turning up rather late for a drink in the Mess one evening with the explanation that I had been fitting a shelf in the kitchen. One of the other regulars replied, "Good Lord, one doesn't do that sort of thing for oneself, old boy! One gets a little man in from the village."
Excellent advice and I have held to it rigorously ever since. Hence, there is no 'project' as such as far as I myself am concerned!