a smile to lighten your afternoon

[Bobbisox]

Paddy shouts frantically down the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart"
"Is it her first child"asks the Doctor
"No" he shouts.... "this is her husband!"

[lumination]

lol

[Bobbisox]

spoilt that I did
it should have been "Is this her first child"
Oh well...ha-ha

[karenmac60]

A similar one told to me by an elderly customer at work Bobbi.

A woman phones for an ambulance as her waters have broken. The operator asks 'where are you ringing from?', to which the woman replies 'my f@nny to my feet!' ;)

[mazie]

love it Karen :o)

[netibiza]

ha ha both of you, I needed cheering up!