A country boys perception

[Brinjal]

A Missouri farmer drove to his neighbour and knocked on the door. A boy about 9 years old answered. Is your dad her. no sir hes gone to town. How about your mother. No sir she went with dad. Is your brother howard here. No sir he went with them also.

But can I heip your sir says the boy. I know where everything is if you want to borrow something or I can give dad a message.

Well I really need to talk to your Dad about your brother howard getting my daughter pregnant.
The boy thinks for a moment and says You will have to speak to dad about that.

I know he charges $500.00 for the bull and $50 for the hog.

I dont know how much he charges for Howard.

[marval]

lol