Your assistance would be welcome..........

[jackthehat]

I have just received the following very bizarre e-mail entitled 'Your life is at risky'

Hi,

How are you? Am very sorry for you my friend, it’s a pity that this is how your life is going to end as soon as you don't comply. As you can see there is no need of introducing myself to you because I don't have any business with you, my duty as I am mailing you now is just to KILL/ASSASSINATE you and I have to do it as I have already been paid for that. Someone you call a friend or business partner wants you dead by all means and this person have spent a lot of money on this assignment,

This person did came to us and told us that he want you dead and he provided us with your name ,picture and other necessary information's we needed about you.

So I sent my men to track you down and they have carried out the necessary investigation needed for the operations on you, and they have done that but I told them not to kill you yet that I will like to contact you and see if your life is Important to you or not hence their findings has confirmed some kind of innocence on your side. I called my client back and demanded for your email address which I didn't tell him what I wanted to do with it and he gave it to me.

cont...........

[AlBags]

Nigeria springs to mind ..
I'd be worried ... really worried .. I was going to pi$$ myself.
: )

[Barmaid]

Unfortunately, the police will take one look at it and bin it. The most they will do is check to see where it originated from. Assuming it is outside of the jurisdiction, there is not a thing they can do. Apart from anything else, the police know that your average hit man doesn't write to his hits beforehand and suggests a "deal".

I find it funny that they picked on JtH who is probably least likely to be phased by such a missive. Yes others might be worried though and that is not so funny. This is why baiters waste these idiots' time. The more time they spend talking to them, the less they bother to send out new scripts because they think payday is about to arrive.

[mrs.chappie]

Just check your wheelie bin before you retire to bed tonight. If you see a lid slowly opening and closing ..... be afraid. Be very afraid. [:o)

[jackthehat]

Bloody Hell !!

My doorbell just rang............I made Mrs JtH go and answer :o)

It was our rather odd next-door-neighbour inviting me for a 'look-round' his flat before he moves away in a couple of weeks. And...........and.......he could have thrown the olives, too !!!

Perhaps I ought to enter into negotiations about the worth of my life, after all ?