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Paddy's in bed with his wife, when her mobile phone starts to ring. Its 3 am and Paddy gropes around, finds the phone and answers the call.
"Why don't you p!ss off" he angrily replies to the caller, "and call the weather centre!"
"Who was that?" his wife asks.
"Some d!ckhead asking if the coast was clear!" he replies.
"Why don't you p!ss off" he angrily replies to the caller, "and call the weather centre!"
"Who was that?" his wife asks.
"Some d!ckhead asking if the coast was clear!" he replies.
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