Jobs for the boys....

[bobjugs12]

Gents, I'm thinking of opening a Bra Advisory Panel Service (BAPS), and I need a team of willing me to trawl through lingerie websites, catalogues and photos so we can match bra's to breast's and vice-versa. Essentially, the ladies of AB send in a pic, along with measurements and needs, and we dedicate hours of our time, trawling through the world of skimpies and undies, to, couragesly and selflessly, find them the right set of boulder-holders.

Any volunteers for this worthwhile endeavour?

Yours
Bobjugs12
(Chairman)
BAPS

[ummmm]

It's horrible but loads of us read the thread....Andy didn't get much grief though did he? It's because the Klown is intimidated by you because you spot him a mile off..

[bobjugs12]

Sorry I asked now lol :-)

So anyway, ummmm, do you need any advice or guidance on your funbags?

[ummmm]

Yes...I need new bras in various colours. Need good support....come back with something nice please :-)

[jackthehat]

You'll have to sort ummmm out, bob......I know her personally and it would feel odd :o/

[ummmm]

lol...

[bobjugs12]

I don't mind jack. We are a team after all

Ummm, if you would just send me an email with a few pics of your chest along with measurements to my business address ([email protected]
om)
then i'll get cracking.

[boxtops]

I like the Freudian slip in your OP bobs -- " a team of willing me".... I bet you are ;-)

[ummmm]

No probs Bob...I'll just get the Ginger one to take a few pics :-)

[yogi-bear]

You can mail me left cup and right cup seperate photo's, ummmm, so i can check for quality assurance, you see. ( make sure alll the correct measurements are taken, that sort of stuff)

(***** Thinks :"Christmas come early, yogi, my good man")

Bugger it...... that was out aloud, was'nt it?.........lol :0(

xx

[bobjugs12]

Thats a very good point yogi.
Ummm, would you object if I brought the whole team in on this one, as I feel this is an ideal opportunity to test the concept and also check each others work.
It may mean a few more photos, but if thats a problem I can send round our techno guru Mr Chuck Fickens to use his latest still and video cameras so that we get full coverage.

Cheers

[yogi-bear]

I've got to dash, so need some special leave, young boss, Bob.....a couple of weeks should be enough......enjoyed the last couple of days back on here......you mob are as nutty as ever....and i loves ya all :0)

God knows whether the spanish air strike today will affect my flight plans tommorrow, as off to Ibiza, but will have to wait and see when i get to the airport........

Hopefully, i will return another day.

Stay fit, fine and funky all of you....(love to NoM, bob...look after her, matey.)

Ciao peeps
The bear out :0)
xxxxx

[bobjugs12]

Yogi, on a serious note, I intend to look after her mate. She has been the total making of me, and I am crazy about her. I'm so glad i'm sharing my new life with her, and couldn't think of anyone better to be looking at spending my life with :D

Stay safe and peace out
Braaaaaaaap
xxx

[yogi-bear]

I'm really happy for you both, mate..........she got a good 'un in you too, so all the very best to you for the future..........will i need to buy a new hat for any big event perchance, young Bob?

Enjoy yourselves and each other, as you are both a lovely couple and seem meant to be together.

Big hugs and kisses to your gorgeous significant other ( as i was never confused as a lad, and dont kiss blokes( much) )

Best wishes

yogi xxxx

[bobjugs12]

Actually Yogi I was hoping you might be the dj for the reception. Get the wheels of steel spinning for the first dance lol

[boxtops]

Bobs, this could be really good for your work, from today's Metro....

http://www.metro.co.u...rwear-with-a-gas-mask

[yogi-bear]

Bob,

If there is the sound of bells in the air, i will come and jock for you on your special day and it would be an honour, matey. :0)

I said i gotta go and i'm still multi-tasking....what am i like? ( i will go pretty soon as family night together this evening....not gonna see 'em for a few days now.)

[NoMercy]

You are such a perv ! lol

[karenmac60]

This has just reminded me of a business venture I came up with a few years ago but never followed up. I was going to wash down rugby players after matches and call the business 'Scrum Scrubbers'. Think there'd be much call for it?

[Jan1957]

I have no way of sending pics Bob. My scanner is not working and my mobile phone doesn't seem to like my pc any more. Could you send someone round to measure up please and take photos? He may need a larger than usual tape measure. Thanks very much.

Desperate of Hastings