You won the Euromillions last night.

[NoMercy]

Okay, okay... I know it didn't get won, but just pretend.

You won and you are going to buy gifts for your fellow abers.... what are you going to buy and for whom?

I'd buy Bobjugs his own A-Team Van.

A lifetime's supply of Stinking Bishop for Fluffy.

The snazziest set of Golf Clubs for Cazzz.

A popcorn maker for JJ.

An indulgent Spa holiday for Salla.

Craft? Easy.... Gin !

Butchy... the biggest Jumbone that Pedigree make.

Factor 3,000,000 Suncream for Melanoma Mick (Talbot)

A giant Aubergine plantation for Snags.

A one way ticket back to Saturn for ******** :-)

Oh, and I'd buy a private island somewhere tropical so that all abers could have free holidays for evermore.

[NoMercy]

Anyone who says they've never fantasised about winning the lottery is a fibber ! lol