Don't you just love your parents!!!

[Barmaid]

Had my weekly chat with mum tonight. Was lamenting the fact that FH did not get the job he was promised after all, his ex wife is being a total bitch and I have a streaming cold. I was saying how sorry I feel for the FH and how I wish I could do something.

Best mum could come up with was "well I felt sorry for your father when he sold his farm". I said "MUM, that was in 1986!!!!!!!!!!!!" to which she said "so". So I responded "so the last time you felt sorry for anyone was 1986?!" To which she said, "well no actually, I was quite relieved". I fluffing give up.

Don't they say the most hilarious things?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[society]

Mums are entitled to say whatever they want. They alone know the hardship and sacrifices they went through to raise their families.

Hope you feel better soon Barmaid, and things work out for FH, who ever he is.

[Barmaid]

Thanks Society! we did have a good laugh about it. I said that its a shame I'll never be a mum and get to say things like that to my kids! lol She said that I need to hear what her mother says to her sometimes (and Nanna is 86 and quite nuts).

[joby1]

ey up you!

my ma is nuts....but no surprise there, she had us lot....

funniest thing me ma ever said to me was that I looked like diana ross......For Funks Sake I was 15, Im white and she wasnt p1ssed....gave up then.....

[Barmaid]

lol joby! I sometimes think mine is mental. You ok? Long time an all that (mind you, I have a new phone which worked for 4 days til I dropped it and now it works when it feels like it).

[joby1]

you still got same num?.......I ok.........still goin thru the mill....but gettin there slowly but surely........this week is a baddie, deaths, funerals and anniversaries of deaths.....oh and court..... oh the joy!....

[Barmaid]

flump, and i thought I had a Sugar week!! Yes still same number, just tempermental sodding phone. If I could afford to replace it I would!!!!

[NoMercy]

My dad is a prize prat. He did make us laugh tonight though when he tried to stuff a couple of flannels in his back pocket in the restaurant.

[Barmaid]

Were they still hot?!!! lol

[NoMercy]

lol, yes they were !

They only gave us two between the three of us and when my mother kindly offered him her cloth, he threw his hand up in the air in such a gay way and said, "No, stuff them." Then when he thought there were no waiter looking, he went to stuff them in his back pocket. For Funks Sake

[zzxxee]

mums hey lol mums off on holiday to dallas for ten days parting words to me were " have a nice time i know i will"
why would i have a nice time mother??? im not going on holiday lol